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Posted on Monday, 28 May with 27,069 notes.
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Let’s see if the Thunder can steal a game in San Antonio. Gotta trust this young gun and hope he goes for a 40-point game or something. Gotta believe. #THUNDERUP
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QUARTER FOUR: If I remember correctly, Splitter is a TERRIBLE free throw shooter. I’m expecting a lot of airballed free throws this series. There’s one! I wonder how many times Collison and Kirk Hinrich hang out over the course of a season. “ARE WE HAVING FUN YET???” Coach Pop was definitely making a Party Down reference. It’s a weird feeling when Thunder are in the lead, but it still doesn’t feel like they’re in control of the game. Thunder should have an Alternative version of their jersey soon. I’m thinking all navy blue, but might be too much like the Mavericks. OR a Creamsicle Orange one… now THAT would be sick.  Very cool how Pop can go with Kawhi, Green, Neal, or Jackson (or even Diaw) for 4th quarter closeout. Just pick two that have been playing really well and slot them into the 3 and 4 spots. Brooks just deals with his one-sided (either offensively- or defensively-minded) bench players. Must’ve been why Eric Maynor was playing crucial minutes last year. Really guys, the Spurs aren’t as boring as we think. Ginobili has always played as exciting as Harden. TP can do as amazing body twisting as Rondo. It’s just Mr. Fundamental that has the least flashy play. You know how in Teen Titans and so many other TV cartoons where there were always villians with the same attributes as the heroes, and the only was to defeat them was switching 1 v. 1 opponents? Why don’t the Thunder do that? EXAMPLE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0pwnHtJ3mA&feature=related Why not have Westbrook off the bench? Why not have Thabo off the bench to guard Ginobili. Why couldn’t Westbrook carry the 2nd quarter bench mob? Haven’t cartoons taught us that? LOL at the ease for Thunder to catch up that quickly in a 10 point deficit. I WAS RIGHT: Danny Green, Spurs’ Youth, Westbrook’s ego, Spurs’ experienced oldies (Captain Jack) I WAS WRONG: Derek Fisher, Tiago Splitter (sans free throws), spelling Manu Ginobili correctly GONNA BE A GOOD ASS SERIES. ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
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QUARTER THREE: Definitely JUST ate pizza rolls for dinner. WOOOT. I KNEW Thabo was going to be the next Jordan. Bulls should’ve never traded him. #nbaplayoffs @NBAonTNT I haven’t seen much George “Ice Man” Gervin basketball highlights or Youtube videos. But if I had, I’d think it’d be the same as KD playing. Reggie Miller makes a good point of how the Spurs have yet to be tested in these playoffs (8-0) while the Thunder went through Mavs & Lakers. I KNEW Memphis should’ve won that first round. Damn you Clips. SAS Youth’s Neal & Green… Tsk tsk tsk. Whilst Old Man Fish going off. My pizza rolls were DELISH.
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Posted on Sunday.

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QUARTER TWO: Ginobli seems to be on a mission to outplay Bearded Ginobli 2.0. What’s very important, Ginobli’s bench mob can consistent outplay Harden’s bench. Harden’s beard would be a cool toupee for Manu’s head. Can’t trust new blood of Thunder yet. Only the their Big Three & Fish, but no one else on that roster. Can trust oldies that were once goodies with Diaw and Stephen Jackson. If Spurs win, I think they can win it all, including the Finals. If Thunder win, Heat might have the advantage. I still need to be convinced of Russell for me to fully Thunder up. Exploded pizza rolls are in NO WAY better than compact & non-exploded pizza rolls. Derek Fisher is joining the old men playing well part with Diaw. Is Fisher going to have another iconic buzzer beater by the end of this series? Let’s hope so.
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Posted on Sunday.

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Instead of super spamming my Twitter, I’m heading to Tumblr for my Conference Finals commentary. IF the Bulls were still in it, it’d be different. :/ QUARTER ONE: List of players I wouldn’t trust playing well in the Western Conference Finals: Danny Green Thabo Sefolosha Kendrick Perkins’ hip Kawhi Leonard & San Antonio’s youths Boris Diaw’s boobs Russell Westbrook’s ego Shaquille O’Neal’s commentary Tiago Splitter Daequan Cook & Oklahoma City’s youths Derek Fisher Watch them make a mistake, cause a bad possession, or sound as mumbly & non-understandable as me or Mark Hernandez.

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Posted on Sunday, 27 May with 1 note.

#a moment of silence for the cameramen who died for these shots

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Posted on Sunday, 27 May with 67,412 notes.
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I miss her cheeks. 8.39
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Cougs, from this picture you can tell you could’ve been a sassy daughter in a TV sitcom.